PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now panel, how will Hillary convince Bernie to drop out, finally? Paula Poundstone.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: She'll offer to do a fundraiser for him.
SAGAL: Adam Felber.
ADAM FELBER: She will accede to the demand of the basic proposition that everyone should pay their taxes but nobody should pay retail.
SAGAL: And Faith Salie.
FAITH SALIE: She'll bribe him by promising to make him a better Ben & Jerry's flavor called Feel the Churn.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Faith Salie. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal, and we will see you next week.
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