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LINDSEY DAVIDSON: Hi, this is Lindsey Davidson, and I'm calling from Edmond, Okla.
SAGAL: Edmond, Okla. Now, I do not know where that is. Where is it?
DAVIDSON: So I - it's basically a suburb of Oklahoma City.
SAGAL: Oh, OK. That's fine.
SAGAL: What do you do there?
DAVIDSON: So I actually work in Stillwater at Oklahoma State University, and I do social media for the division of agricultural sciences and natural resources.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Now, wait, what do you - so you do social media for a school of agriculture. Is that what you said?
DAVIDSON: Yeah. I get paid to do the fun stuff. I feel like it's not even a real job.
ALONZO BODDEN: Now, what do you snapchat from the school of agriculture? Like, watch this grow.
SAGAL: Welcome to the show, Lindsey. Bill Kurtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly in two of the limericks, you will be a winner. You ready to play?
DAVIDSON: All right? Let's do this.
SAGAL: Here is your first limerick.
BILL KURTIS: I'm loving my dorm's special fee-tza (ph). I hope this machine will take Vi-tza (ph). Through this slot it will squeeze extra meat, sauce and cheese. A vending machine that bakes...
KURTIS: Yeah, there you go.
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SAGAL: Xavier University in Ohio has unveiled the world's first pizza ATM. Just insert your card, type in your PIN and three minutes later, a piping hot pizza comes out of a slot. No longer will pesky human interaction get between you and your freshman 15.
BODDEN: Only in America.
SAGAL: Absolutely. We're all rats now. We're just going up to machines and pressing buttons to get food pellets.
ADAM FELBER: Delicious, cheesy, hot food pellets.
SAGAL: I want one right now.
SAGAL: Here is your next limerick.
KURTIS: We fishes aren't scared of the dark. Past fierce rows of teeth we embark. Our lunch pails distract those jaws from attacks. Meals ready to eat for a...
DAVIDSON: I don't know.
SAGAL: Rows of teeth.
BODDEN: Popular in a very good movie.
DAVIDSON: Shark. Oh, my God.
POUNDSTONE: Oh, there you go. That-a (ph) girl.
SAGAL: There you go.
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SAGAL: A shark, yes.
SAGAL: We tend to think of sharks as ruthless hunters intent on stalking their prey. But a new study published in a journal says sharks are just like us. They do not like working for their food. They pick the easiest option, whether that's a dead sea turtle floating there or the swim-through lane at Kentucky Fried Surfer or the new chum ATM at Xavier University in Ohio.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah, that's why they - you know, you - they say - I haven't been in this situation - but they say if you just bonk it on the nose, it leaves.
BODDEN: They don't tell you if you bonk him in the nose, he leaves, comes back with a few friends.
POUNDSTONE: No, they don't like friction.
FELBER: How do you know this?
POUNDSTONE: I've read it in the book.
FELBER: You mean, like, sharks don't like friction...
POUNDSTONE: I mean, I didn't do my own study, but I did...
FELBER: ...That they're conflict-avoidant.
POUNDSTONE: Yes, they are.
SAGAL: Yeah, you mean, like, emotional friction? Like, look, I'm going to eat you. I hope that's OK. I don't want to make a big deal out of it.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah, they just don't like any kind of conflict.
BODDEN: Keep in mind, when they do these studies, they never get to talk to someone who was actually eaten by a shark.
BODDEN: It's never, hey, what did you do wrong?
FELBER: It could be that just about everybody ever eaten by a shark first bonked it on the nose.
SAGAL: His last words were Paula was wrong.
SAGAL: Lindsey, we still have one more limerick for you. Here it is.
KURTIS: An airship or just airborne smut? It's two blimps tied together, that's what. In the middle, a crack. It seems to lack tact. It looks like a huge flying...
SAGAL: I think, Lindsey, you might be too nice and too polite to get this. But I do want to give you one more chance.
DAVIDSON: Oh, butt?
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KURTIS: There you go.
FELBER: How dare you? How dare you?
POUNDSTONE: Of course not, Lindsey, this is public radio.
SAGAL: Finally, after years of development, the Airlander 10, the world's longest aircraft, was unveiled this week in Britain. It's a dirigible with these two long cylinders fused together to form what aeronautics experts call a big butt in the sky. British media immediately branded it the flying bum. When it flies overhead, it looks like God is about to sit on you. Worse, it's essentially a high-tech blimp, so it's filled with gas.
SAGAL: Bill, how did Lindsey do on our quiz?
KURTIS: She's such a good sport. Let's give her all.
SAGAL: Congratulations, Lindsey.
DAVIDSON: Thank you so much.
SAGAL: You did that well.
DAVIDSON: Thank you. I appreciate it.
SAGAL: Thanks for playing.
DAVIDSON: Thank you, guys.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "UP, UP AND AWAY")
THE 5TH DIMENSION: (Singing) Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.