PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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SAGAL: Now, panel, what will be the next awards show screw up? Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: In a historical snafu, the Emmys will accidently give best actor in a supporting role to Mike Pence when it should have gone to Alec Baldwin.
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SAGAL: Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: Warren Beatty will mistakenly present this year's Kids Choice Award to "Moana" before he correctly presents it to "Moonlight."
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SAGAL: And Faith Salie.
FAITH SALIE: Vladimir Putin will make sure the Tonys are hosted by Scott Baio.
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BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
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SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks to Roxanne, Mo, Faith. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.
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