PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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Now, panel, what souvenir is Donald Trump bringing back from abroad? Adam Felber.
ADAM FELBER: A divorce.
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SAGAL: Amy Dickinson.
AMY DICKINSON: I don't know about Donald, but Melania stopped by the Vatican gift shop and picked up a T-shirt that says, I'm with stupid.
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SAGAL: Didn't know they had that at the Vatican. And Alonzo Bodden.
ALONZO BODDEN: Israel gave him a map of the Middle East with a big red arrow saying, we are here.
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BILL KURTIS: And if President Trump brings home any of that, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Alonzo Bodden, Amy Dickinson, Adam Felber. Thanks to all of you for listening.
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SAGAL: I am Peter Sagal, and we'll see you next week.
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